There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
