were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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