she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
