no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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