Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she looked like the before picture.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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