I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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