she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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