did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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