Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
