party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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