I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Operation Purity has been aborted
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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