He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
