My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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