Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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