There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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