quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You made out with two different species that night
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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