haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The best revenge is premature balding
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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