Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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