Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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