I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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