Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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