i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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