He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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