I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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