Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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