Buhtt sex?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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