do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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