My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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