Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
This can only be settled by a dance off.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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