spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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