i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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