Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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