garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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