this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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