Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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