At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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