Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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