??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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