This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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