I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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