if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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