if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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