shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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