Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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