Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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