Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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