Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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