Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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