He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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