Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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