i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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